Funniest Cleaning Company Names

5th May 2016 by Louis Cooper

The cleaning services industry is a highly competitive marketplace, with many companies battling for their share. It’s tough to differentiate yourself in such a cut-throat sector, you can try lowering your prices or guarantee. But that could just result in a price war like the supermarkets in the Britain are fighting out right now. And Asda have been singled out by the Competition and Markets Authority after receiving a super complaint recently for their price promotion tactics. So some businesses, with nowhere to turn have come up with a crazy and memorable company name to try and stand out. Does it work? Take a look and decide for yourself:

Which is the Funniest Cleaning Company Name?

  • Is it just cats or..?

Pussy cleaners funny company name

  • An air-con company that does what it says on the tin
stiff nipples funny cleaning company

Image credit to: www.biznamewiz.com

  •  A removal company name that kicks ass
jean claude van man funny company name

Image credit to: www.madshark.pw

  • That well-known high-street retailer..
sellfridges funny company name

Image credit to: www.ukpassats.co.uk

  • A chimney sweep you can trust
ash wipe funny company name

Image credit to: www.11points.com

  • What’s the catch?
STD contractors funny company name

Image credit to: www.esarcasm.com

  • Forget the rest, here’s the best
best hand job funny company name

Image credit to: Ian Pattinson

  • The unlikely hero of the plunger
flush gordon funny company name

Image credit to: arbtalk.co.uk

  • GOLD! Always believe in your valet?
spandau valet funny company name

Image credit to: www.thepoke.co.uk

  • The Boss himself – as clean as the summer of ‘69
bruce spring clean funny company name

Image credit to: twitter.com/BBCCornwall

  • When your drains require a crack-team of commandos.
a-team funny company name

Image credit to: uberhumor.com

  • Erm . . why not take a shower instead?
dick cleaning funny company name

Image credit to: www.mrbrown.com

  • Cleaning that hits the spot!
g-spot funny company name

Image credit to: www.biznamewiz.com

  • We’re almost certain this was a Photoshop job courtesy of Reddit, but you can’t knock the creativity
piece cleaners funny company name

Image credit to: jumblesum.com

  • How clean can your beaver be?
beaver cleaners funny company name

Image credit to: www.esarcasm.com

  • This company is genuine – and who can deny the cleaning powers of the lord?
heavenly scent funny company name

Image credit to: heavenly-scent.com

 

We think a catchy or outrageous name is not the key to business success. Yes, it’s funny and you won’t forget them anytime soon. But what’s more memorable? A funny company name and average service or simply great service? For no nonsense, highly-trained, experienced cleaning services look no further than Busy clean. And as our company name suggests, we aren’t wasting time on cheap marketing ploys, we’re too busy cleaning!